The 4th one and the second last one are the best

Lmao. Good on him for having a good sense of humor

I don't think its that big of a deal if the door's open (Here come the downvotes)

You are all Rookies. The longest ive been awake is 36 hours

Horrible marketing. is what that is.

I hope he did it like a mobster.. Putting the money in their pocket and smacking them on the face lightly

Old people have the same effect as babies on me. I thing their adorable

Funny how you dont know what constitutes sexual assault as a kid.. This'll get you jail time. You'd be a Skinner-goof and get stomped out everyday

The logic holds up. Maple Syrup > Family

Would the paramedics not know theres a child in the car when they got to the car?

Babies are amazing. They put a smile on everyones face. Like little magicians

I always succumb to temptation. My new alarm clock makes me answer math questions to turn it off.. I had a hard time for awhile answering questions in my sleep until i realized i can turn my phone off. So ... I WIN!

Thats the evilest thing ive ever seen. RIP the souls that this will crush...

People have their prioritize all wrong.

badass!