shikanaru
My dream for the future is to become a fantasy author, though I have no clue what to do when that fails. XD
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American vs British English 25 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
Yeah. I know, Americans are weird. I honestly like sticky-tape better than scotch tape, though.
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American vs British English 25 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I know this is so very late (39 weeks... =_=) but suddenly "Spellotape" from Harry Potter became 100x more funny.
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A well planned retirement 5 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
That- that's probably illegal.... I can't do that... No... I'm not a criminal... >:D Not at all.
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When I fart and my roommate doesn't hear it 9 comments
...What Do You Think It's Like For Straight Couples Walking Around?..... 25 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
My (lesbian) friend does this to other couples. She's like "I know it's annoying, but..." They're either annoyed or a little creeped out.
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Noha 13 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
Ditto with Abigail. I get that there's multiple spellings, but how you get "Abgall" is beyond me.
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Why you're gay 4 comments
Why you're gay 4 comments
Melon cake 14 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I don't even need the fancy part. Just stop at step one. Can you imagine how juicy that would be?? And without having to worry about the rind... Aaaand now I'm craving watermelon.
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It Takes Magic 5 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
Well, Ron... It's to give you a chance when you're older. Just remember- /find an absurdly intelligent female/.
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It Takes Magic 5 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
Let this be a lesson for future generations. Something tells me there will be an increase of guys named Ron with pet rats...
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Edited 10 years ago
Few people get it 19 comments
I am the mocking jay 5 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I don't know how you'll see this, but...
That's happened to me a few times. As far as I could figure out (and I didn't try that hard so correct me if I'm wrong) you just have to wait for it to pass. It should be back to normal within an hour or two.
That's happened to me a few times. As far as I could figure out (and I didn't try that hard so correct me if I'm wrong) you just have to wait for it to pass. It should be back to normal within an hour or two.
When I step out of a crowded elevator after I just farted 3 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I tried so hard to like this, but-
Irrational hatred for Nic Cage-
It's surfacing-
BaksndisjskssnsHULK SMASH!
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Irrational hatred for Nic Cage-
It's surfacing-
BaksndisjskssnsHULK SMASH!
My eyes have been opened 12 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I really want to know what you said. How did you manage to get deleted so fast??
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yep. thats me. 25 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
Can't Be Tamed, Miley Cyrus... Though that's not as bad as it could be for her.
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They understand me 16 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I was talking to my grandmother about Naruto, and the whole time she just looked at me. You know what look I'm talking about. The what-the-hell-you-actually-like-that-it-doesn't-even-sound-logical look. *sigh* Oh anime. Why do I ever leave you? Real people suck.
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Crab lord 3 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
*sigh* I know. It just irks me. I should remember that some people have lives other than stalking the 'fresh' page. My apologies, supertrooper!
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Crab lord 3 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
This was uploaded four hours ago.... I can understand reposts to a certain extent, but really?
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http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/97366/i-am-the-crab-lord/
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http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/97366/i-am-the-crab-lord/
'but baby,i love you' 12 comments
shikanaru
· 10 years ago
I liked this purely because it was from Frozen. It could've said anything and it would still be awesome.
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