It's the Pebble effect.

Well I am now.

Not Jim.... Dinkleberg.

Someone needs to write this as one of those published parodies.

Every time I do that, I wake up three minutes later and have a mini heart attack.

I never understood that. Especially when my dad would yell at me for arguing against seat belts. "That's just to school, it's different!"

I see what you did there.

I have to watch happy amvs after a scary movie. Or sad ones. Or kickass ones. So I basically cope by immersing myself into a fantasy world. Nope, nothing new there.

I can totally see Tony showing up to an Avengers meeting with this little guy in tow, an just going "What? He's my sidekick."

It's worse with a yawn.

Please don't hate me, but he's the author of Game of Thrones, right? Because I just started reading it and it's awesome! It'd make me day if the author was this awesome.

*SMACK!* Shuddup...

This is surprisingly accurate, in a weird, wtf way.

That hurts my feet just looking at it... Why would you wear those??