I would be darker than my nails, which I painted black. I am emo scum.

i want to have his babbies.

Girls don't live to look attractive. Sure, they can choose to wear sexy clothes or expensive makeup to get a guy, but I'd rather dye my hair and pierce my lip thank you very much

There would be no shadow, the light would have obscured part of the shadow... fake.

Epilepsy warning.

Pot is poisonous to animals. He will probably have to be put to sleep. What a fucking moron.

this is not a thing

what the fuck is that?

I really wanna eat it.

nO PLZ NO

it screamed;A;

oh

why the fuck would you wear a thong and yoga pants!? that just.. what

looks like me after a week at school :)
but seriously bless this chicken.
i wanna call it snowy xD

Want.

oUCH

that's a carrot you shit

That's super cool. I shall now invest in this.

put a load of these in a club and see how much they get

FUCK I FELT THIS POST

why isn't "ur swimming homos are back u pieces of anime trash" best tweet ever

hot damn

who is he