oh my god now breed him with benedict cumberbatch

seat-chan, oh how i love you so!

So you don't choke if you inhale the stick.

I kicked my female friend in the uterus - she hasn't even started her period yet. She now believes that's what cramps feel like.

I can confirm from being a Middle School girl right now. -_-

The LEGO Movie, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, Divergent, Rio 2, Amazing Spiderman 2, Maleficient, The Fault In Our Stars, Mockingjay Part. 1, The Hobbit 3. Great year for films!

aaaaaawww

Am I flying, Jack?

That bear looks so emotionally touched.
"You? You want to look like... Look like.. Me?"

Pad.... O.e

who's the guy

Man
You got me there

Amen.

Middle Earth, Equestria, Asgard, Hogwarts, Sinnoh, that place inside my head... Brendon Urie's house... The list goes on!

wow

pokemanz

THEEE SIMMMPPPSOOOONNSSSS

There is already a book about this. Try Between The Lines by Jodi Picoult.

Not all white teenage girls want selfies printed onto coffee. Me, I want to drink my weight in Cola, watch the Lego Movie with my homeboys and play Mario Kart until the small hours, sleep for 14 hours and repeat. Amen.

Amen.

Don't you mean... *shades* amazINK????? YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

as a female i can clarify that this is 200% exactly accurate

aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww~!