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A wiggling boneless nooodle 23 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Um excuse me, I am a snake and I can tell ya we do have bones
That's very snakist of you to say
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LEAF FALL! MUCH GRAVITY! 7 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
^^^^^^
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His dream is to be a musician one day 14 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
He's trying don't be so rude
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Mutant cat looks like an alien pet 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Works too
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You're rad ! 15 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Actually, and you can go look by yourself, I am not overweight at all. So please, go use your childish insults elsewhere.
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Mutant cat looks like an alien pet 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
"Household pet"
cat.
The word you're looking for is cat
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I see no difference 18 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I am one of the unlucky to have thick and black body hair, even though I was blonde as a kid. If I shave the morning, the evening I'll be mrs Cactus
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Don't you dare 5 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Holy shit I want in
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You're rad ! 15 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Really? The only lesson you all learnt from this harmless post is to hate on fat people? Of course it's not healthy, but really it's their choice (or sometimes some people just can't help it, weither it be genetics (unlikely) or mental). Just move on and stop dissing everyone for their physical appearance, jeez.
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Doing the right thing 15 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
80kph instead of 90kph, and 100kph instead of 110/130kph. Every other speed limits stay the same, so really you could cut us off without problem since 90 and it 110/130 are country roads/highway speed limits
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What did I do? 2 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Well idk maybe you dONT LIKE YUMMY SALAD. YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.
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Germinating strawberry 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Germinating fruits and veggie scare the heck outta me for some reason
And strawberry is my favorite sweet food ;w;
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Doing the right thing 15 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
In France we have signs we are forced to stick on the rear of the car. A teen with an adult for learners, and a A for beginners. While we have these we have lower speed limits (which nobody respect anyway)
Pic below.
http://www.autoecole-nimes.fr/userfiles/2856/autecole-nimes-conduite-accompagnee.png
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Tip to avoid being spied on 4 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
They're not.
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Tip to avoid being spied on 4 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Yeah, as an actress I see a stainless mirror everyday we act (we need it to see what's going on stage without being seen) and I tried this trick. There was a gap.
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The wiener master 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
First of all : This is Japan.
Second of all : Only specific regions with specific culture eat dogs, and that's not only in China.
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There's a bun in the oven 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Why didn't they translate Onii-chan to "big bro"? I find it really stupid the way translators leave random Japanese words here and there. Or maybe it's just according to keikaku.
(TL's note : keikaku means plan)
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And 'dying' in studying 18 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
there is no end in waluigi
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Just no 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Actually it comes from the french word nouvelles, feminine plural of nouveau (new) which means something that has just happened, well "news" litteraly there are no other translations than the one you English speakers stole from us French
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Growing up, what did you guys call these? 26 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Mr Freeze here in France, or Glace à l'eau ("water ice", as opposed to ice cream)
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ǝ ʎ o q u ʍ o p ǝ p ı s d n ɯɐ ı uǝɹɟ oluǝɥ 13 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Noo he's just a really good boy
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The Queen of Denmark 16 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
HOLY SHIT SCANDINAVIA HERE I COME
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"Math Question" 14 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Le théorème de Pythagore
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The fire can wait 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Why was i downvoted for caring about potential dying people waiting for the firemen to come?? +it's a joke???
The fire can wait 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Ahah what if they were on duty and people are dying ahahagah Im doing a concern????