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Babe, you look good enough to eat 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY
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McDonald promoting healthy lifestyle 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Psst
No hard feelings
But this answer isn't real
*disappears*
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Luigi is better than Mario 3 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
@title
Both Mario and Luigi hold a special place in my heart.
Mario for being the cute and great hearted hero he is, and Luigi for being the scared and more delicate yet brave brother.
Chomp chomp kitty bed 2 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Chain Chomp*
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Keep it up lads 5 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Sonic fast
Oh no 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Hey, isn't that the 3rd season of Breaking Bad?
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There is a french village named die 4 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Another french person here, "dee-ay" makes no sense. It should be "dee"
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Commercial situation in real life 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
More like friend groups composed of young adults of diverse ethnicities and gender, sitting down to play the Nintendo Switch, all smiling, all focused on the tiny screen and using the tiny joycons as shown in the reveal trailer, something people usually never do.
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No, no I don't 2 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Or just don't use Snapchat
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Commercial situation in real life 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
In Nintendo commercial they always show ratially diverse groups of young and happy friends playing with their products, which is an unrealistic representation of the actual people who buy them.
And this just happened in real life.
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Boof 5 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago 2
I'm fine 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
If you meant the messenger on the top right (which you probably didn't bu I'll answer anyway) it's Samsung's stock messaging app, on Android 7.
Giant modafuka 10 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
The battle sprite in all games he's appeared in is the same average size is the other trainers, and it was never specified anywhere that he was a giant. The manga even represents him as... Well, rather short. Not a dwarf, but not very tall either.
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Go forth, Bidoof 33 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Oh! Look, a Genwunner. Also, in FireRed you have to catch the Gen 1, 2 and 3 Pokémon to complete the game, not just the original 151. So your argument of being the "king" with your three birds makes no sense.
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If you ever feel lonely, remember this 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Well... I mean this bird would've been the prey of Internet memes. With a name pronounced as "Kawaii owo" he wouldn't have lasted long...
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Giant modafuka 10 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
That's only in the anime tho, that's not canon
In the game he has a normal size
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Dark 15 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I searched everywhere and nothing says they are together... When was it even stated?
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Rip mario 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
In Melee it says he's 26, and Shigheru Miyamoto himself said in a recent inteview that they "hadn't defined any trait for Mario except that he's around 25".
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The perfect picture for the event 12 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I have never been christened but if the whole stuff was called Ecorcism and was about sucking the demons out of you I would do it just for shit and giggles
Rip mario 9 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Actually he is canonically around 25.
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Reynolds wisdom 14 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Well I do too yet I have no star... So I just waste my life for nothing (:
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Reynolds wisdom 14 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Why do nobody ever tag me on french posts
I'm french too :(
Yet again with the NSFW Police Force Down Unda 71 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Ssstop the ssnek hate
#notallsnek
*swims in ants dollar* 11 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
This is just slavery with extra steps!
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When your Bulbasaur is just right 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Well whatever mate, because I have another unloved starter in my team and it happens to be a water type. Your lizard is useless against Primarina