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With and without rubber 8 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Left is just as fun (if not more) as right

Hi, I'm manicotti. 9 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Well, depends. But I usually prefer eating some Richards before dinner

Hi, I'm manicotti. 9 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

I'm at McBourgignonBeef rn, just had a nice Steven with large Bobs

Spring 3 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Being the dumb French girl I am, the level Spring Yard Zone from Sonic 1 always confused me
Because I didn't see any flowers or shite like that when really it was meant to be a garden of boings and not a garden of happy little trees

· Edited 7 years ago

Failed Bamboozle 12 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

See that's the problem
"I hope that's a he"
Be like me.
It's a he? Oh okay
It's a she? No problem
It's an alien who comes to rape me, make me pregnant and kill me after I unleash the parasite that will anihilate singlehandedly the entire human race? Sign me up

And they don't wear Horned helmets during a battle 7 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Did you mean : Romans? Seriously, their shields did way more damage too

Triforce of love 9 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Badly quoting* because it's "it's dangerous" not "it's not safe"
And I never ever even played TLOZ 1

MFW I check back in on FunSubstance after being gone for a year 67 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Been here since 2015, but I'm not really well known.

I checked the diction for hors d'oeuvre 4 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

[Or duv-ruh]*. Or at least in French.

They are not wrong 10 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

It's both because the chart shows a white pepper and because we are sissies

They are encouraging alcohol 7 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

@yukihaki
Le père c'est totalement Didier Bourdon
https://goo.gl/images/EU4hsq

Current Chinese Surveillance System are something out a sci-fi film 6 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

How nice, they're spying on everybody to better detect those that don't agree with their dictatorship

shooketh 13 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

"And then the president came and congratulated me for burning her so bad, also I hate glue once and didn't die."

Deleted the old one cause of the title. 8 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Me neither

What do you hear when you hear nothing 3 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Uhh sorry but the most beautiful music is in fact LazyTown - We Are Number One get your facts straight sweaty :)

Approved for landing 1 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

The baby would just die starving because I would be having the time of my life playing with the spoon

Google's Wireless 'Pixel Buds' Headphones Can Translate 40 Languages 14 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Okay I know I'll be the only one to get that reference but TIME RIDERS. The Babel Buds are EXACTLY that. And it's a series that happens in the near future.
I'm so fucking hyped or not because the future sucks in Time Riders

French is classy they said 35 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Je m'appelle*. Contraction of me and appelle.

It's all three 4 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

What?

French is classy they said 35 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Simplistic? Dude it's hard even for french people

French is classy they said 35 comments

shiwan · 7 years ago

Aye, Yuki