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Movie names 31 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
A Christmas Die
This game sucks 106 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Mugust
Or in French... Moût
This game sucks 106 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Not so pretty now? Harry said while dipping Hermione in hot sauce.
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Earth is not flat, I checked 10 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
You wouldn't be able to see the curvature of the Earth at that height. If you draw a full circle from the small bit we see in the picture, it makes a ridiculously small Earth
Don't get me wrong, the Earth is round. But that pic here is not good evidence
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Random piece of trivia 16 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
We have é,è,ê,ë,œ,æ,à,â,ù,ü,ç, and many more, putting them in the alphabet would be a pain especially since some are pronounced like already existing letters
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Bamboozled 3 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Oh COME ON. What did I do now? Dogs are usually naked, so if the roles are reversed, so should he. It was a JOKE.
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What am I supposed to feel again? 4 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
They're just big cats aww oh my God
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Bamboozled 3 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Very mad that the police officier isn't naked
His girlfriend ladies and gentlemen 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Oh well 40 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
That's literally what Mussolini tried to do...
That was literally what he kept saying... Give Italy its empire by going back to roman methods
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Sneeze in a language. 4 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
French : Atchoum
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What's the dumbest thing you've done to get laid? 5 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Increase the brightness, they slightly bending over
What have we been watching? 11 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
This show is from the 2010's.
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Give me 10k bitcoins 14 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I have never had a problem with battery life, and all my touchscreen smartphones have been Samsungs that I've kept two-three years. I only changed because I like change, but they still work.
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Speak the way of the baugette 12 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
@the_post
That's... absolutely not how the French language works
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Fancy 21 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Well you see my good sir, French was originally latin
Since people sucked at latin they deformed it
At one point, there was something called Old French. I looked like French except back then there weren't really any rules. Also every letter was pronounced, there were no silent letters. I.e. the "e","s",, etc. at the end of words were all pronounced. Except this was a burden to speak so people began taking away letters when speaking, but those who knew how to write still wrote words with every letters. That's how French ended up being pronounced widely differently than how it's written.
tl;dr : lazy people shortened words when speaking but people who wrote still wrote them completely
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You have to be odd 1 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
No, you have to catch a superhero on the run.
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The right thing 11 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I'd grow a dragon tail. Because just one wing is useless and a dragon tail is big, fat and squishy and useful for slapping bitches
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Marketing 2 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
My parents must have been really hungry that one night then
Why yes 16 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
I don't know anybody who celebrates christmas as a christian holiday. Before it was christian it was pagan anyway, and any connection to religion was put aside nowadays. Appart from a few christians, almost everybody in France celebrate christmas as a normal holiday.
You know you're done 6 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Yes. Actually, yes lmao
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And a contract, with a video, with a notary, on top of a Bible 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
The title seems to imply the contrary though
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Freaking hipsters 8 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Yeah Jesus wasn't born on the 25th not even in 0
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The Prime Minister of India doesn't care who you are, he just wants to hug you 29 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Literally all I said is that it was weird seeing the president of my country on here because it almost never happens.
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The Prime Minister of India doesn't care who you are, he just wants to hug you 29 comments
shiwan · 7 years ago
Why was I downvoted? What did I even do?