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New NASA photos from Mars only seem to bring the planet that much closer to home 2 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I find it recomforting to see that another planet that looks so different from here can actually look so much like our own deserts on Earth.
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Unprepared for adult life 6 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I put my alarm way sooner than I'm supposed to wake up for that exact reason
Milking sheeps 9 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Android is such a broad name. Android is an OS, not a manufacturer.
You can't say Android is better than iPhone.
Because Android has... Samsung, and Wiko. Both run on Android yet one is on par with Apple's way of thinking and pricing, and the other is just cheap ass buggy as hell plastic phones.
You can say that xBrand is better than iPhone, or that Android is better than iOS, but not anything else because they're different things.
If by Android you mean phones made by Google, well it's going to be difficult because there are only the Nexuses which almost nobody have, and the Pixels which never even came out in Europe.
Turn your Phone Upside down 19 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I eat a lot of carrots
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Don't want a relationship 6 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
The g isn't silent
In italian like in french, gn is pronounced like the spanish ñ
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Turn your Phone Upside down 19 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I just turned my phone upside down ... But I can only see my camera and the Samsung logo... What do I do now?
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All ze wine 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Après je sais pas si les américains voient la même choses que nous en entendant "guêpes" parce que même si les nôtres sont relativement mignonnes, certaines... races? Espèces? Sont effrayantes
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It would be a better life 17 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I have no idea why. Like, there are so many English words we say wrong too
Sweat, as in sweatshirt, is pronounced "sweet". I personally say sweat correctly because no way I'm calling this a "sweet".
Or mickey, which we pronounce mi-kay, same for Disney, diss-nay...
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They could be good people though, of course 18 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Is it bad that tears literally came to my eyes when reading this
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It would be a better life 17 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Fun fact : seeing walkie-takies written like that is incredibely weird for me because in french we write it "talkie-walkie"
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All ze wine 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Je les trouve fascinantes. J'adore leur corps svelte et leur façon de se dandiner le derrière quand elles sont à l'arrêt
Et tout comme les abeilles, elles sont pas méchantes si on les embête pas
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All ze wine 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Je deviens folle dès que je vois une araignée ou n'importe quel insecte, à part les abeilles et les guêpes qui sont adorables imo
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shencomix are awesome :) 4 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Shen is a very sweet guy
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All ze wine 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE FOUTRE GARDEZ VOS PUTAINS D'ARAIGNÉES LOIN DE MOI
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This picture on the wall changes when you look at it through a mirror 5 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Super Mario 64, the mirror room (1996)
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Theresa kachindamoto 6 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Kachinga my...
Okay let's not.
You go girl
Bees made a nest in a glass bowl 8 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
How they do this
Ask him for some fruit juice 4 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
(See comment above)
Ask him for some fruit juice 4 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Step one : post *random object/animal* in *random place*
Step two : immediately make a fake account that happens to be said *random object/animal*
Step three :
I actually snort because I like these kinda posts
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Subjective 6 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
And for a damn good reason
He deserves more respect 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
What's an ex-con?
Let the battle begin 10 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
Yeah btw what's up with that, why do you sometimes use Imperial but still use metric?
We know his ancestors 2 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
You have three penises?!
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Hit the ground runnin' 11 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
I still need confirmation, though. Do the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture?
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Savage pastor 2 comments
shiwan · 6 years ago
A pastor talking about Pokémon and saying things like "tryna" is equally weird
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