I wood bang her.

Bruh.. that rock booty bout to get it.

Imagine if the duck's face was flat o_O

I had to do something like this one time and when the lady answered, I froze and stayed quiet for about five seconds and then hung up. I'm not ready for the adult life.

That goat looks like a Furby.

Why you shouldn't mess around with portal guns

For some reason I was expecting her to say "butter" instead of "better."

I just.. I wanna swim in it

That looks like a chihuahua otter bat.

This post gave me so much anxiety.

Seals are dogs with flippers.

My school cared about football more than anything.

Fabulous as fuck.

"Sitting in the back seat with my dad."

Nude nerds.

I work in tech support, and I can confirm this 10000000000000000000000% accurate

For some odd reason, I thought that was a giant slice of cheese.

At first, I didn't see that guys black baseball glove so it looked like he had some kind of hoove hand looking thing but now I have realised.

*Cloud covers sun right when its supposed to happen.*

So that's where my mechanical pencil's are going.

My reaction when I go to eat a chocolate cookie but then it turns out to be a raisin cookie.

Look at that things poor little concerned looking face. It's like "I-Is it okay if I scare you? No? Awe, okay. I'll come back some other time. I hope you have a good day."

Sometimes I dress to impress my cat.

The guys hair on the bottom looks like a fresh glass of Coca-Cola.