That old guy looks so sad. Maybe because his eye looks like a mouth

That cool Doggo has an amazing taste in music.

Hey, girl. You know how an orange is kind of similar to a bag of marbles? I want to fuck you.

Ha, mine would be Jalile.

I had a re-captcha that made me type the 'n' word one time

I accidentally read birdes as 'birdcicle' and it actually fits pretty well.

Dude, I've been farting with my hands since I was a child! I never woulda thought it'd be enough to win a talent show. So *fart squeak* to all of you who's told me stop my farty hands! There's a country out there that just so happens to like it

'First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum'

Nice try but making your pizza out of legos won't stop me from eating it

It's a bit scary to see how much land humans actually take up.

I was very confused until I realized that didn't say "turtle eggs approaching"

The look on her face, haha. "Come at me, bitch, I'll slice yo' ass up! with ya ol' buttahbean lookin' self"

I thought that was a croissant at first

Is that a baby falling down the stairs?

It almost looks like he's kicking his friend in the face

Oh god, I thought that dog grew human legs for a second

I imagine her opening the box and the puppy just floats off into sky

Ohhh, I thought those were all watermelon masks they were wearing.

Oh my god, I have just now realised that the guy wasn't actually standing there in the second picture.

Oh, she is a fantasy alright.