Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing mY INSIDES HURT!

I thought she smashed it and I was like "WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU SMASH THAT CUTE LITTLE PUMPKIN YOU FUCKING INBRED?" and then I was like "Oh. Well then. Carry on."

I thought "FRREEEEZE!" said "FEBREZZEE!" and I imagined that his gun sprayed some some wonderful kind of flower smell.

Is that a giant shoe or is my perception just seeing it wrong?

What if you ate it and your memory gained half of a story from a book you've never read before and it was the greatest half story ever but you don't know what its called or what happens in the other half and then you spend your whole life trying to find that book so you can read the other half of it.

Have you ever imagined if someone hammered a nail in from the outside of the slide and when you're sliding down, you see it but you can't stop because you're in a fucking slide and I'm sorry guys.

I laughed way harder than I should have.

Before I read that, I thought that was a Q-tip in its butt.

DON'T FUCK WITH MY MIND LIKE THAT.

The feels..

That looks like a fucking toddler.

What if whenever you read this, you heard a tap on your window then you look and she's just standing there, like, smiling and I'm creepiNG MYSELF OUT OHMYGOD.

"I must go. My people need me."

The first thing that came to my mind was "Pfftt, slut." But then I came to realization that it's a baby and I'm not sure if I should feel bad.

I thought that was blood.

And just how the fuck did they get up there?

That guy looks like a Jewish wolverine.

Yeahhh, those definitely look like condoms.

Haha, it took me the longest time to realize what was going on in the background.

Well that escalated quickly..

I feel threatened.

Holy shit, that's a creepy looking baby.

I can feel the dubeetus comin'. <3

God fucking dammit.