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shmurr


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That never ends well 2 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Basically
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Story of two wolves 3 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Yup, that's what I think about whenever I see this quote!
I've known one since birth. 18 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
There was this kid in world history with me, and I had to sit next to him all year... This kid just WOULD NOT STOP asking me the dumbest questions all year...
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Would he survive? 4 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Only if hermione and Ron were with him...
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Mums have jokes too 3 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
#momsjokesmatter or actually, #alljokesmatter
That was eloquent as f*ck 20 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Wipes tear... My faith in humanity has recovered
I don't know why'd she fail me? 8 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
"You make me sick."
Ok well let me just go cry in the corner
*sarcasm*
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Is it bad that I loved those outfits as a kid? 9 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Well, to be fair, zendayas shorts aren't the most mature thing to wear...
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Anyone else want to poke it? (Water cake) 17 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
that looks so cool... whats it made of?
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Classic 11-year-old reaction to breaking a prop: Let's pretend like it didn't happen 12 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
I love them... all if them... as their characters, and as people
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Was not disappointed. *cringes* 21 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
I AM ABOUT TO CRY
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This guy is a GOD 2 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
I LOVE THIS GUY!! He's hilarious!
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I will admit to being the second kind. 9 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
The first kind have never lived
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I got 2, what did you get? 69 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
I just realized any number leads u too asshole, wow that took me forever
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SHOCKED I SAY! 7 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
some people *tsk tsk*
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More like "A dash of awkward. Oops!" 28 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
To balance it out... obviously ..
TFW 8 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
boyfriend, computer, same dif
Every time on Flappy Bird 6 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
SHE IS QUEEN
Puffin 20 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
YOU MONSTER!
Halloween is on a Friday this year 14 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
Mine never does, and then they act wurprised when everyone shows up sleep deprived!
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Oh caption my caption 6 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
what movie is this?
Strawberry peach pi 3 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
This makes me so irrationally happy
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Too long 10 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
I loved this show!
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What kinda pies you got? 5 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
So deep and meaningful *sheds dramatic tear*
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I got 2, what did you get? 69 comments
shmurr · 8 years ago
im an asshole :(
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