thats not what scary face does...

You scan the IT office where you're working, its almost done, the timer counts 0y 0m 0w 0d 0h 1m 27s. There's only one person in the office right now, one of the accountants you've never met, you think his name is Dave, he's pretty cute. You briefly consider going over to him before remembering that the timer finishes exactly when you first meet them, saying hi would ruin any chance of you two getting together. As the seconeds tick away you return to your code, dancing your fingers across the key boards, distracted and unaware as you think about the time. 0m 45s. You look up again, yup it's going to be that cute accountant, you relax a little and head back to your code iching to finish it before you run out of work with your new lover. 15s. you tap your foot and finish up the last lines of the assistant program. 5s . You hit the Run program button and prepare to say hi but as you do an error pops up, then another then another. Completely forgetting the timer you read the message

the boats happy to have all those young men inside of it

when i eat a magnum i make sure the saftey is off

i can indeed confirm that this is how my and my friend play games in the philipines, closer to the tv = more reaction time

bout to drop the coldest mixtape of 2018

thats nothing i was kicked out for just suggesting a knives only match

heads up, head cannon for mythology. Poseidon is the god of the sea but constantly has to have meeting with Selene on how close the moon is: "Poseidon we cant put the moon 18,470 Kilometers from the earth, the ro-" "HIGH TIDE MOTHER FUCKER" *sigh*

you guys do know the reason for the weight fee is becuase it slows down the plane and uses more fuel right? the space shuttle is expensive to carry

No.3's advertising is essentialy human trafficking, like imagine going to a stadium and going "oh shit, Mexicans are on sale"

In D&D this spreading of holy weapons to automatic rifles (actual weapon) would give it a whopping +0 to attack and damage and instead give it an additional radiant damage effect

why does it look like they accidentally refound it during active military duty

Additionaly in bram stokers original story: Dracula vampires didn't die in the sunlight, they merely lost their power based on how strong the sun was, it was said that withought moonlight he would be even stronger

OK have you ever seen whale sharks? they're never like this, at least a hundred people would be swimming above each one. if you think this is what you'll see if you go to the Phillipines you're wrong

A turtle that is so lazy a tree started growing on it

my question is why dont they switch them off until they need to strike, they cant be blocked and theres no stopping a light saber if it turns on in your face

also the craft is flawed because of his angle, he would be positioned vertical to the engines to simulate gravity.

depends on the weapon intensity. a Molotov will just make the situation worse as it provides a large flame but a weak one. Standard flame throwers are split into two categories, gas based and liquid based. in this sinario actually the military liquid based flame throwers would be less effective. the liquid allows for a longer range however it means that the flame isn't focused. a civilian gas based flamethrower uses condensed propane that can be focused using a nosel and a spark.

kick his ass hobbes

dude in kenya people would just go faster and try to fly over them

FAAAAKKEEEEE he dosen't have a star level

dude those birds wont learn anything practical. just becuase they know that the mitocondria is the power house of the cell do you think they will know how to accuretly do their taxes?

you mean kenyans