ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_


Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

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When they gomnna learn? 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
https://www.google.co.za/search?q=congo+in+africa&client=ms-android-huawei&prmd=imvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwionZKKtZjUAhXoI8AKHWSEDZQQ_AUICSgB&biw=360&bih=524#imgrc=AxserkMzH0tAzM:
The size of Congo, with a population of 80 million...
Vs
The population of Africa, 1.216 billion...
Now you tell me, how a majority uneducated 6,5% of Africa can save all of Africa?
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When they gomnna learn? 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I can see my African tribe from this image
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Souls-games, we will make you pray 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Imagine a 100ft tall dragon made up entirely of bones.... and that's one of the easier boss levels to fight
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dp8VF5FJjpQ/hqdefault.jpg
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She never told me 17 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Exactly! I am love!
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She never told me 17 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
My girlfriend doesn't allow either anymore... I tied her up and gagged her... then played some fifa, somehow I'm at fault there...
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She never told me 17 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Sounds like you have an interesting life :') but thank you for the explanation
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She never told me 17 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Blindfold, I get... but that mask...? Why?
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She never told me 17 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
...mask?
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Women 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
She's cheating on Homer... She's always turning the stove on
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Shrek is love 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Well it's no longer her swap now
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Introverts and their girlfriend 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Then who was eating the turkey ass?!
Introverts and their girlfriend 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr sounds about right
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Burnt 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@thenewlazybones I don't know who it belongs to, it's just extremely long... And strong... And down to get the friction on
This Gecko Smiling With His Toy Gecko Is The Purest Thing You'll See Today 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Who said the bearded dragon is out of the question?!
Burnt 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I roll to laugh...
*rolls 00*
I fall off of my chair laughing, land on a penis and I am now pregnant with whomever lost a penis by my chair...*
I roll to take birth control...
*roll a 69*
I accidentally took a viagra and spend the night in bed alone...
Burnt 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
You rolled a 2. It is ineffective ;)
Burnt 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Rub your hands all over my *rolls a 20*
Have you ever thought about that 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Joburg police, always need that KFC lunch money...
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This one of the savage come back 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I've heard more of the second one. But not always...
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This one of the savage come back 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Oh... I apologise
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This one of the savage come back 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr... is it true?
This one of the savage come back 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
What's wrong with 10 inches!?! They're people too...'
I'm a lady dammit 23 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
She's psycho enough to. Don't do it... save yourself...
99% of the times 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
If you look into his eyes, you can see that he is heartbroken because he had to abandon his tv...
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Lemme smash 18 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
"A Threesome?" It's 2 words, 10 letters...
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