ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_


Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

— ShrekIsLove_ Report User
Real gentleman do exist 8 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Why do you know this... more importantly, why don't I?
3
Such confusing 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Behind them*
5
who will win? 940 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Did anyone ever win?
2
I just realised that I referenced a post I hadn't posted yet. 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Coldplay could be misunderstood?
1
Born to be a star 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Movie is called "Pound". Made in 1970.
9
It's time to stop! 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
For what???
Boyfriend gives side guy a problem 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
But then the truck is moving. The trains relative movement to the road is based on the truck, if eliminating the truck. The train would not be moving at all.
Boom! Science
5
Boyfriend gives side guy a problem 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Why the hell is a train on a road in the first place...
21
It's time to stop! 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
... I have no comments. Eminem used a tube at least
2
Can't argue with that logic 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
South African beggars are creative @kittyrawrrawr
6
Sex with no bones 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Look at the picture... analyse it. It looks like something fun, it should be fun. But it's not. They look serious...
It should be taken as seriously as the 'g' in 'lasagna'!
1
Sex with no bones 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
... I do apologize for trying, but what I lack in "natural talent", I make up for in effort!
Yeah, had to throw the quotations back in
Sex with no bones 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I have no idea what you mean... but I'm "strapped" in, anticipating your explanation!
Sex with no bones 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Well, I do enjoy things without bones
This man is living in 2077 13 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Or a murder case
31
When I try to bake 19 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
... casserole, tray, plate... not the point,
The point is how do you forget a spoon in there?
15
Poing 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
You're quite literally "lying to yourself"...
2
The final Pokémon 24 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
... If ever I need to feel, I'll find a Yuki post...
10
Size difference 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr is this what we look like?
Warning, scary twist 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I expected a potato... Shrek is disappointed
I think I'm overqualified for this job 25 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@cakelover you now have me singing this damn song...
https://youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA
2
I think I'm overqualified for this job 25 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I'll be your friend @cakelover because I too, have fondness for the cake
5