ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_

Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

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Relateable 14 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Challenge accepted...
· Edited 7 years ago
Relateable 14 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I'm 22. Tequila is the only thing I can't handle
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Indians are smart too 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
The Asian soccer league is becoming bigger! So I'm happy about that.
Also, I'm a fake Indian. Born and raised in South Africa...
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Indians are smart too 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I know, I was just joking. The mars thing means more to the world than a defender means to a soccer team.
Besides, you don't even see Indians play soccer because their skills are...(wait for it)... out of this world.
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Indians are smart too 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
As an Indian who supports Liverpool, I can say without a doubt? That there is no winner. Nothing came out of Mars. And we haven't even seen this defender.
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Evil! 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Look like the backup dancer for Bruno Mars "Lazy song"
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THE FEELS 16 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@yukihaki do you see what you've done!
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THE FEELS 16 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
You're learning from Yuki! Turn back, don't go to the dark side
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Anotren? 179 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
It sounds like something Mr Krabs would say.
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Anotren? 179 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Inchmin... wow
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Missed the countdown 6 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
My cousin damaged the radio a minute before New Years. The entire family was there. Extended family too... and she forced us all to miss the countdown. We call the the child who stole New Years.
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t*ts are overrated anyway 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
What's the question. Boobs are awesome. Butt is just as awesome. I am happy to have either in my hands
Solve this! 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
15-some
Shouldn't have stole the sample 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
It's often used in the meat section, to tenderize the meat
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What's your name 40 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Young KitKat
I tried 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Doesn't Tinder show you the area they stay in? Or the distance away from you? Where I'm from we just have "tax brackets" for the country.
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I tried 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
So work backwards. You just need to know the tax percentage...
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Made redundant 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr see!! Flexibility on a guy I'd useful
Have a great week 16 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
I wasn't enough
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Darwin award 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Yeah, yeah it is. But it's never boring!
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How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Ass-ass-in creed
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Can anyone? 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Don't worry, message me, we'll discuss what days I'm available... *wink*
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How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
"You are welcome here if you'd like? You can take the bed, I'll take the couch?"
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Parent of the year 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
"But how do I email pictures without any data...?"
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Truth, by Roger 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Not true! I always help my girlfriend put her bra back on, and her pants depending if she's able to move...
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