ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_


Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

— ShrekIsLove_ Report User
Wingman of the year 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Life set you up!
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*starts playing Creep by Radiohead* 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
And after all, I've built this border wall...
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Booty bed 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
A puppy or a booty bed?
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Just a tip for you perverts 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I cringed so hard...
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Sorry for the cancer 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
But first, lemme...
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South African anti-hijacking flame thrower device 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Is it an actual thing?? I want it to be an actual thing!
Winner f*cks Trudeau's wife 22 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Ignoring the other guy is Canadian...?
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Ejaculate and evacuate 14 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
The title has the win!
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Middle school 53 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I was never good at hugging
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Portuguese Man o' War on a beach 41 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr so these little what...? I believe that's vulgar language... you're in trouble.
Castle In Snow (Lichtenstein Castle, Württemberg, Germany) 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Bloodborne is what you meant to say
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Heat reactive cup 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
It is really cool! Just, imagine it coming up in conversation...
"Waitress, this coffee isn't hot"
"Yes it is sir, just watch"
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Heat reactive cup 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Okay I get that it's cool and all, but why would that be helpful in daily living?
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Funsub-Chan got herself a boyfriend 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I couldn't be disturbed alone
People need to see this 31 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I live in South Africa... she wasn't... I can hope though.
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People need to see this 31 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Added to that South African minister of Home Affairs, Ayanda Dlodlo, is accused of calling Cape Town a country where South Africans stay, and it's not in South Africa's jurisdiction. And although she'd like to help, her hands are tied because it's another country.
Not sure if it's true or not, but personally I think it's too stupid to make up
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Cheerleader 6 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
@kittyrawrawr cheerleaders don't smoke, so explain what your cheer captain does?
Divorce exists too 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
@rosemagwin no he was not a priest, just a very lucky man.
I'm a simple man. 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
The guy is a genius! Odds are in his favour a lot more than hers
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I can't even find my keys 13 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Eww, couples.
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Divorce exists too 21 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
My grandfather's brother married twins. So maybe that's a more common thing?
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It's the only way to win 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
*Continuing after start* Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
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You know what they say, whatever totes your scrote 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
@kittyrawrrawr what do you have in mind...?
And cue the shady music. 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 7 years ago
Blood borne...
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