Did the asshole get fat, or is he touching himself?

... I'm turning 23 this year. Do I need to be worried??

I did the maths, the girl looks about 2 thirds of the snu snu. Assuming the snu snu is 6'8"... that means the girl around 4'5".

She was 8 week into her pregnancy when she won it. That's still the stages where you know for sure you're pregnant (first trimester) I'm not to undermine her achievement, just giving insight.
Also, why would a woman's achievement force males to "shut up about everything forever"? Not like we can attempt to win the grand slam while pregnant :/

Maybe he just doesn't use condoms, thus those condoms will last a lifetime...

Forget cable management, check out the keyboard.

So all you had to do was go down?

It looks like a child. The other team was supporting him too.

Riverdale?

Then I got shot in the dingaling

Mike Myers being Mike Myers

Still a better goal keeper than what they have

I don't have a signature. I literally just put down the first letter of my surname, and draw lines and circles around it.

A bunch of rocks thrown on top of each other to look like a gumless snake.