ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_


Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

— ShrekIsLove_ Report User
They're like 12 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
You buy kiddies meals...
Well said 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
My girlfriend's sister is 14... I'm 22...
More hummers than most of us will get in a lifetime 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Shhh, I don't want to know what you're talking about
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You ever have so much fun at work you forget to work? 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I loved pop star! The music really spoke to me.
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See for yourself!!!!!!! 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Did the asshole get fat, or is he touching himself?
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Im 23 but feel 35. Urggh, need to exercise 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
... I'm turning 23 this year. Do I need to be worried??
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6'8'' vs 5'4'' 14 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I did the maths, the girl looks about 2 thirds of the snu snu. Assuming the snu snu is 6'8"... that means the girl around 4'5".
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You dug your own grave 18 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
She was 8 week into her pregnancy when she won it. That's still the stages where you know for sure you're pregnant (first trimester) I'm not to undermine her achievement, just giving insight.
Also, why would a woman's achievement force males to "shut up about everything forever"? Not like we can attempt to win the grand slam while pregnant :/
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Speech 100 13 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
"The only different between my real life and a porno is that my life has better lighting" -Barney Stinson
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Speech 100 13 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I really hope she wasn't 'in' on it
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*bleep* 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I love how this is the only comment of yours that's different. And yes, I went through all of the pictures looking for your comment.
And he'll never use it 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Maybe he just doesn't use condoms, thus those condoms will last a lifetime...
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Cables? 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Forget cable management, check out the keyboard.
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The devils tool 20 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Is that what they mean when they say she's a squirter?
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She's right under your nose 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
So all you had to do was go down?
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Good old times 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
It looks like a child. The other team was supporting him too.
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Cheryl is awesome 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I prefer Betty. The nice girl with the potential to be dark...
Cheryl is awesome 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Riverdale?
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Dishonor! 25 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Dishonorable discharge
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Hi jack ! 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I love playing Kings
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Cannot resist 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I really like pineapples...
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Livin in a gangsta paradise 30 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Then I got shot in the dingaling
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Don't use that word 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
The cat in the hat
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Don't use that word 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Mike Myers being Mike Myers
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