I'm just being a sarcastic little shit, it's my job here, I've got a desk and everything

They think people, no matter what, should cover their nipples

Emiley osment

"Hey josh you reached 4 million followers on vine"
"No way"
"You calling me a liar?"
"Well I ain't calling you a truther"

Fuck me

=D

Duh

She's fine with boobs... She just gets self conscious and such..

Technically it is the Chinese zodiac though

Unless you want a personally vibrator, I wouldn't join

No it's weird for me, I don't enjoy showing my girlfriend other women's boobs, she knows about it, but it's more of a shielding her eyes if anything. I usually just mute it and she looks through my phone as she wishes

I think there is a fanfiction about that

Wasn't getting mad, just stating that it was a green

It's a neon green