Tofu isnt even remotely close to meat.

Sting rays are dangerous animals. Why are people getting mad at their entire race just because some idiot was stupid and got too close?

mmmcute

Because guys dont have so much to worry about when having sex compared to girls and like it's especially weird when a girl on birth control that is attractive asks to have sex and he says no it's like ??? wat

If I were that cat I'd probably kill myself

How would you even eat this

She told him that she loved him.
Only she told him that she loved him.
She only told him that she loved him.
She told only him that she loved him.
She told him only that she loved him.
She told him that only she loved him.
She told him that she only loved him.
She told him that she loved only him.
She told him that she loved him only.
It literally works every way.

I'd take a bite but then I'd give it to somebody that has more experience.

But are the legos edible...?

The comments here are gold

You're a kid you're a squid

Oh big deal. He can't have that many hardships if he can just adapt to the situation.

that office is better than the one in the show.

WOAHHHHHH

AGREE!

Woah qt

same?

LITERALLY me and my boyfriend

Bernie needs to be presIDENT RIGHT NOWWWWW

What do the eyes taste like?

Your means something you own. You're means you are.

Billy!

humans find some interesting ways to waste their time

that'd be really cool if we had ghostie peeps following us wherever we go
But I feel we'd be somewhat cluttered.