You are correct

Thank you science side of FunSubstance

I'm leaving, now if you'll excuse me, I need to bathe in bleach

That's Even Worse

I mean he looks more threatening, but still no

How 'bout no

Claps every piece of my body until I'm nothing but skin and a bunch of crunched up bones who cannot walk again

I Just Text Like This K

My hands are bleeding of how hard I am clapping

Alternatively: Knocked Up Again