I just got to watch this movie for the first time a couple ignored days ago, it’s a good movie I tell you

That’s a lot of cactus, ow

There is the concept of “the exception”, the person regardless of what’s in there pants you fall in love with. So, regardless, you fell in love with the person’s soul and personality regardless of what’s in their pants. Have a great relationship and just see what happens, life is funny like that, you never know what’s next. So remember, enjoy yourself.

*Applause*

Senate Republicans ^

Yeah I expected that one out of Texas, doesn’t make it any less WTF and shitty for the guy because his face isn’t blurred out of these pictures

B, the victim doesn’t have any discernible gashes or wound like a knife or axe would have left. Also had he been playing baseball outside, he’d be wet like boy A. Unfortunately from what the scene indicates, he was hit from head on so he saw his killer. Shame a life taken so soon.
*End Scene*

How the fuck do you mix that up by accident?

That...makes a lot of sense

What

Yes, because both are just as bad as the other

Toxic family members aren’t worth your time and effort

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS

Jeremy Kyle, setting shit straight

Do most girls have a number one hit singles and a number one album all before the age of 18, I thought not

Yes, actually it’s a running joke at my house for me to say it with an accent, they get so tickled

Depends on the show, some shows are 22 minutes without ads so watching 3 episodes is 66 minutes or just over an hour.
Some shows are 33 minutes without ads making the extended time out to 99 minutes or just over an hour and a half.
Some shows are 45 minutes without ads, meaning in total time it’s 135 minutes or 2.25 hours (about the length of a feature film)
So it really depends on what you’re watching

Hey Everybody Look at this Person, He Even Let Dogs Come Against Policy, Truly I Vie for Excellence

My plan for work domination begins with the next week and a half hour before I can go to work