Can you imagine that guy in the last picture's call to his boss? "I uh... I sort of sunk all of the new cars I was delivering in the river... yes of course you'll have my resignation by 5... I'll be sure to consult my lawyer for that hefty lawsuit. Thank you for being so understanding."

It's missing Bill and Charlie.

Guys, he got the president to bow to him. He's not inquisitive. He's ambitious.

Cry. Cry buckets.

In the amount of time it would take to make that, you could have studied...

She just had her first test.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BACON!!!!

Ew. Yuck. Gross. Disgusting.

Nope. Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

You know you're tired when...

In Georgia. *checks temp* the high was in the high 70's. You sure? I'm thinking I'm gonna show up to Christmas dinner in a short sleeve t-shirt and a pair of flip-flops.

There would be too many fights. It would affect their insurance prices.

Propose first, that way it isn't you committing incest.

Is there a recipe for this floating somewhere on the internet?

My question is why is the right side of the floor and toilet seat wet...

Me too.

So true... they have more practice...

And stir.

It's true.