I like how it's printed out, and you can just tell that this has been a serious issue in the past and now the owner of this card feels the need to always be prepared.

That's actually a decently smart marketing technique. Then instead of just buying the book once, they would have to buy it eleven times... Or I guess they could just look it up on the internet. But I feel that at least one person would feel compelled to go buy all the versions.

My mom still thinks Youtube will give the computer a virus...

That is an insult to all cat-kind. To expect that kind figure from your common house cat... despicable. These kind of unrealistic expectations placed on cats can lead to some serious issues later on in life; body image issues, eating disorders, the list goes on and on. Stand up against these barbaric, chauvinistic expectations placed on cats and just say no.

I'm fairly sure that is illegal...

The last one disturbs me a bit, but who am I to judge another culture?

Faith in humanity restored a little.

I thought the description of Velma was really off. I never thought she was ugly, or lesbian, lol.

I did this as a child. I thought I had discovered something new... lol.

I kind of really like this. But maybe that's because I don't have a smartphone.

I hope they actually gave him a dollar.

Oh. I thought the dog was humping him.

Or smart people aren't really smarter, but they've already learned the lessons in a past life/ past lives. So although it feels like they are learning new ideas, the knowledge is already there (subconsciously). The people who have a hard time with school have just never learned it before.

And it's in rainbow order too :D

Don't say sorry, it's hilarious. But if you're going to apologize to anyone, apologize to the giraffe. :P

I think jayuses are kind of like antijokes.

'Julian' the revolution.

The only real differences are the tone you read it in and the circumstances surrounding it. The first one is angry, like you are daring someone to disagree, or you feel that most people feel a certain way but just aren't verbalizing it so now it's your job to do so. The second one is apologetic, or more of a confessional type of thing. The puffin one........ who knows. And the last one is like "here's my opinion- and you might not agree, but if you don't please don't hurt me." But you know, that's my opinion. If you don't agree... please don't hurt me?