simplydinosaurs

simplydinosaurs


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To people who didnt know, this is what a frozen egg looks like 18 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Yeah, omelette you all try to find some good ones before I get them all
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Instant moustache 9 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
It is a device that gives cars mustaches, obviously
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To people who didnt know, this is what a frozen egg looks like 18 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Well, keep on the sunny side (up), at least they can't get any worse
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To people who didnt know, this is what a frozen egg looks like 18 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
You guys are poaching all the good ones!
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To people who didnt know, this is what a frozen egg looks like 18 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
I was scrambling to find a pun for this...
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The shirts are watching 1 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
The last horcrux of Voldemort
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he double ship it. 18 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
When ur on a ship shipping a ship but ur ship wont ship
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"Hello? Hi, poison control?" 9 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
I don't get why bookhoarder has all these dislikes
Pizza is my soulmate 6 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
..."please stop eating the groom"
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That sounds like a small problem 7 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
I only laughed a little bit!
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Hitler showed up in this pizza grease 7 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Mein Fuhrer!
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Someone really didn't think this out at the JFK memorial 8 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
What is wrong with it?
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The smoothy creamy truth 20 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Source, or I have a hard time believing it's credibility
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Less jesus, perhaps? 28 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Well then, looks like the "second coming" already happened...
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Yo mama's so fat. Her blood type is nutella 4 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
When the title has the punchline, it is the equivalent of me putting 'simplydinosaurs' at the end of each comment.
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Good guy cop 15 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Upvote for dog's face!
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This guy knows how to play a villain 4 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
I thought he was Ellen at first
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Funny what it takes to teach us what we all already should know! 11 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Yess! He gets his just desserts! ( is that the right idiom?)
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He was so sad ;-; 8 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
AUUGGH SO CUTE!
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Feelings on Apple Watch 4 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Oh snap!
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Sexist 12 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
wHaT
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So toyota released this beauty (and it's not even that expensive) 25 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
The only thing that could make it more awesome would be a buy button and some ill-advised purchases
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I present you an ostrich egg (chicken egg for comparison) 5 comments
simplydinosaurs · 9 years ago
Where is the FBI when you need them? We need proof!
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