Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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My dong is 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That's still kinda big
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Elderly love 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I need to find a man like this
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A modern day genius, a true philanthropist 18 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Chocolate is actually really nice to eat when you're bleeding from your lady cave.
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He was laughter for all 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Is it the anniversary today?
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Oh no 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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He has more game than most of us 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
They probably just have crushes on each other, and have gone out with adult supervision. What's so wrong with that? It's innocent.
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He has more game than most of us 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Why?
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'Did you just shit on me carl?' 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
GOSH FUCKING DAMMIT CARL
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It's playing hard to get too 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You want a clingy boyfriend?
I knew it
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Little boy needed to know if Obama's hair was actually like his own 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What's that supposed to mean?
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Finish the song 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Bird on a wooden seat
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Obligatory upload of Ryan Reynolds' latest tweet 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Wtf is on his neck?
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Guys fake it too 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Why is his belly button censored
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Conspiracy to commit murder 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
How long did he get in jail?
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Eyeliner Goals 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It's so perfect looking, it looks like a stuffed toy
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She's a really nice person when the cameras aren't on her 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I can't imagine her in a war zone. She cried hysterically when she lost her diamond earring in the ocean.
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Some people are horrible 21 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You must have no conscience to do something like that
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Proof that god doesn't exist 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure you can safely say that unicorns never existed, otherwise we'd have found proof that they did by now.
With the talking snake, it's already been explained that there was only one, and that it was the devil in disguise. It literally says this in the very beginning.
And if you do some research, you're able to find out that the garden of Eden was probably somewhere around Lebanon
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Proof that god doesn't exist 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I'm a Christian, and I think it would be dumb to keep going to church and stuff if there was definitive proof there was no god
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Prove them wrong 48 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That girl is definitely not 141 kilos
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idk wtf 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
At least I own it
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idk wtf 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
I joke. I will be doing no such thing
idk wtf 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Will be me on Wednesday.
I am the fish
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Cat with curls 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It looks like a sheep
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idk wtf 24 comments