Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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GOLD. 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You can't.
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It looks so sad :( 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Mother
Why have you forsaken me
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Math is hard. 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That person is definitely not 16.
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This is so heart warming 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Most useful information I never thought I needed 27 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
34 pancakes.
That's way too much
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Cures everything 16 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
In black culture too
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Not so fast 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Because I am not
Not so fast 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Me everyday
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How I think some girls apply makeup 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Smh, less is more
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Pelicans yawning 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
When someone touches my neck
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Soooo. Indians aren't alone. Got competition man. 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
That's hella creative though
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Knaye's fashion 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Because it's "fashionable"
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Pineapple on people 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Yes
Me af 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago 1
Holy shit 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
If you were good. Otherwise you had a high chance of being assassinated.
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Oh no 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
For what?
She didn't do anything bad
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Fun with a grizzly bear cub 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
@yukihaki
You as a babby
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Technically she's correct 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Seeing people get called out on their bullshit is so satisfying
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Anon betrays his friend 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What the fuck
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Anon betrays his friend 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He hasn't ever done anything with a girl. Not even hand holding
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clothes make people 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What is wrong with people
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Anon betrays his friend 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
How does one get animal zoned
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Holy shit 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
He was in a play, and when he finished acting he asked his wife how he did, and she said something along the lines of "you did really great, and no one even noticed when you messed up your lines".
That sent him into a fit of rage and he kicked her to death.
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We live in amazing times 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Well they're right. He has that annoying little smug grin
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That's a big problem 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What even was this show
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