Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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Hair 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Everyday
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Got the butthole all ready to go 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
“Relief” worker
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This brilliant idea should become a thing 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You mean you guys don’t already have a fire extinguisher in every room?
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This guy is my role model 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Empty chairs and empty tables
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Creative? 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
It was on a self service checkout.
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But I'm gay though 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Liked for the title
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"Things have gone wrong somewhere" 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Those kids are too big to be in a pushchair anyway. And he leases allow them to walk around but still stay safe and not wander off.
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Dino Wrestlers 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Of course it does. They are good dinosaurs
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December is gong to be a record high 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Why do you care. You called me the N word
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Why does zombie give you super strength 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Isn’t there a thing where humans are really strong, but your brain restricts you from using all of your strength or something.
Like you could bite your finger off if you really wanted to, but your brain stops you from doing it
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Anon hosts an AMA 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
This is more like a lady boy
Anon hosts an AMA 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What the fuck.
She has an 8 inch dick
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Smooth 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
You are not a very good shark then
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truth is out 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Why not just make your own mac and cheese?
Pocahontas 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Or the fact that a Disney drawing is not an accurate depiction?
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How to win at Tinder 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Tfw you’re not even the same guest.
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How to win at Tinder 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
No.
You’re just dumb
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Rights 18 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
What a crazy bitch
He rejects you so you cry rape?
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How to win at Tinder 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
“Gay homo sex”
Lmao
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How to win at Tinder 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Some guy used this pick up line on me, and then called me the N word when I didn’t react the way he had wanted me to
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Just look at its mouthole. Look at it! 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
This makes me uncomfortable
But I can’t stop watching
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No biggie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
Ewww, that made me cringe
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No biggie 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 7 years ago
How does that even make sense. How big was this bowling ball?
That’s like shoving a baby head up your vajayjay
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