Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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What a wild idea 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I’m a DD/E cup. I can reach my nipple, but I certainly cannot breastfeed myself
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What a wild idea 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Yeah, that’s what I wrote
What a wild idea 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That’s a flat chest though.
If you can bend your boob to fit your nipple in your mouth, that is odd.
I can touch mine with my tongue, but not well enough to drink from
What a wild idea 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You shouldn’t be able to fit your entire nipple into your mouth.
That is strange
What did he see 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why would you comment spoilers tho.
That’s dumb
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What did he see 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I haven’t watched this show in ages.
I miss it
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Random acts of wholesomeness are the best 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago 18 · Edited 6 years ago
Calls for a tender hand 30 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
“All healthy humans can obtain sexual pleasure be it a newborn or the oldest person alive”
Calls for a tender hand 30 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
There is something seriously wrong with you.
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Darwin is rolling in his grave right now 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Almost?
How did he not?
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Cats 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
This is my cat.
He has destroyed the bottom of the tree
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Not if you live in a winter area 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Actually you don’t.
Showering everyday can damage your skin
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She likes you 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
There’s numbers written at the bottom
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All that weight must be heavy lol. 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
What on earth is this
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Iconic?!?! 5 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Do she got a booty?
She doooooo
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Looks like the average constipated mexican 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why does Justin look like that
Umbrellas 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Looks like I’m turning water proof on Tuesday
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She likes you 14 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Who is he?
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Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
This guy wrote the n word 55,000 times in a 250 page novel. No one is going to publish that
Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You can’t publish shit just because you have an African American name
Anon's career isn't taking off as fast as he was hoping 22 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You used the n word 55,000 times in a 250 page book?
Is that the only word you used?
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"Lord, make him gay" 19 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I don’t know why, but this annoys me.
Just leave the boy alone
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The world doesn't make sense 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Lies. They are all wonderful
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The world doesn't make sense 7 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Shrek made it to the Cannes film festival because it’s a masterpiece.
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Kids aren't old enough for some things 24 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Its turning the frogs gay