Yes.
His dick is a lie

No ship floats when flooded

I’d rather not be a single mother at the age of 18 simply because I wanted to trap a guy into paying me money every month

Queen

No. It’s a joke about the saying “don’t mention the elephant in the room”

Even worse

Lighten up man

Wtf

They’re on celebrity big brother, and she was talking about her experiences as dating as a trans woman. She asked him if he would date her if he didn’t know that she was trans, and he was like sure why not and then gave her a hug, at which point she sort of grabbed his head and was like “give us a kiss”, which made him move away

Strangers can send you things.
Some random guy messaged me and threatened to expose nudes I hadn’t sent

I can’t even count how many unwanted dicks I’ve seen

That shit is good

The fuck