Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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A wild man 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Because vegans never shut up about being vegans.
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I mean 18 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Did you even read the article...
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Where do you find these. I could read them all day, it’s so relatable
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I mean 18 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Although it’s a bad word, if it comes from another person of colour it lessens the blow.
Like when women call each other bitches etc.
This article explains it in more depth.
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/how-not-to-use-the-n-word/
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A wild man 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
What a waste of chicken smh
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They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Because adding unnecessary things to lgbt makes the whole thing look like a joke.
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The worst feeling ever 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Or your alarm goes off.
This is me all winter
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They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
@adorkable
I told you
I the K stands for kinky for those that don’t know, and it is nonsense
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Sticky sheets 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
The joke is that after Valentine’s Day the sheets will be covered in bodily fluids....
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THICC 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Lmao I saw that comment when I watched the trailer
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It's a cave down there 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Why is her vajayjay wide enough to accommodate a fully gown human head though
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Eminem 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You can have your opinions, but why tf are you being so confrontational
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Eminem 37 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Gosh, I nearly cut myself on all the edge in this comment section
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I'd rather have ugly shoes 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
No it’s not.
Your big toe goes at the top in the middle, then the shoe slants sideways as your toes get shorter.
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If you only know The 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
If only I knew the what?
The suspense is killing me
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I guess I'll just love myself 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
How does someone asking you to be their valentine mean they think you’re a hooker?
Popping clay like a balloon 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
This is beautifully satisfying
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Couple goals <3 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I actually cried at that bit
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Hamsterdam! 13 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
She said that if she let it go it would get hit by a car or freeze to death.
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Dogs really do get the girls 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
And then the cars clapped
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That'll cure my sex addiction 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Oh no
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It's The Little Things That Make Life Big 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Me this entire week
I am excited
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Wise men 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Contraception isn’t 100% though.
Although the chance of pregnancy is very small, it can still happen
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Lock her up 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I don’t think she’s been sentenced yet
Lock her up 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Yes. As well as spitting in her lotions and putting stale clam juice in her oils.
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