Paige

sincere_milkshake


A socially awkward 18 year old Londoner who's just trying to get through life

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Livin in a gangsta paradise 30 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Jungle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Uncle billy
Lost his willy
On the motorway
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Self sacrifice 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
That’s why the X-ray picture is there
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Self sacrifice 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
@adorkable
I’d do it in a heartbeat
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40 Nights 15 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
A day in the Bible doesn’t actually mean a day. It’s a very long time
The difference 7 comments
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March 6th 4017 (999 years off) 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
@title don’t you mean 1999 years off?
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Absorbing efficient black Walrus 8 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
What about the ending of WWI
At 11 o’clock on the 11th of November
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As a millennial, this makes me sad 6 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
The last time I used it was when my account was hacked and there was porn everywhere
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Who's the nasty one 1 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
You’re the nasty one Kevin smh
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I don't need the bear trap at all 20 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
They didn’t say that was the only position though
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When you choose the easy mode in a campaign 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Lmao why is he holding the gun and smiling like that
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Interesting 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I was joking, but thanks for the links
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Interesting 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Well how many other ginger people are there in the royal family?
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Don't use that word 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Yes
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Don't use that word 11 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
He said the D word, not the letter D
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She's a strong independent cat who don't need no leg 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
I know the cat is missing a leg, but the way the prints are positioned are only possible if the cat was hopping and not walking
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She's a strong independent cat who don't need no leg 4 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Those footprints make no sense unless the cat is jumping everywhere
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I knew I wasn't the only one 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
When snow days stopped being fun
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PsBattle: This cat with a bi-colored face 3 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
This is like my two cats merged together
Slow down 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Yes
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Slow down 12 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Fucking hate it when the lady in Tesco (a British supermarket) scans your items really quickly, just calm down a bit, I don’t have a black belt in bag packing
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Rekt 2 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
SHOTS FIRED
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How to get more word 10 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
But if you print it off or email it and the professor decides to double check how many words you have, you’ll still have 642
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Victory 25 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
Are there some girls who actually do this?
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Then the porch clapped. 9 comments
sincere_milkshake · 6 years ago
*obligatory “can confirm, was the chair” comment*
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