My internet dies for 5 minutes and this happens, smh I can't leave you people alone can I?

*polite high five with the non-knife-wielding hand* There ya go buddy

*sirens wailing*

I AM A FREE ENTITY YOU DO NOT CONTROL ME *cackles*
Folk if you ask nicely you may have a high five

FUCK THE MACHINE THEN *burns the machine* YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS RWBY I ANSWER TO NO WOMAN

*PULLS OUT A KNIFE* RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!! *cackling*

FINE THEN I'LL STAB YOUR ANKLES INSTEAD

BITCH I'M SHORT BUT I'LL BITE YOUR ANKLES AND I'M CLOSER TO HELL SO MY RAGE IS MORE PURE

5'4

*pats head* you're cute

I'll be 20 next month so

Bite me satan

I'm disproportionately entertained by you failing to spell usernames correctly.

r.i.p.

I guess there's no hope for me *surrenders to fate*

is that a markiplier reference?

thanks satan