That was amazing

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Donut and Police

OMG HEY GOOD TO SEE YOU POSTING AGAIN

But.....that's the best way to eat watermelon.....

I like to live dangerously

I feel dumb because it took me longer than it should have to realize it was a soldier saluting.

Shrek Dies

I'm not crying. You're crying.

What about female memers

Fuck, Bruce

shrEK NO

Damn I wish I could go to sleep that fast.

My birthday was always around the same time as standardized testing :/ And I never really had enough friends that I actually liked to throw huge parties. I remember one year my mom tried to do that for me but those girls she invited weren't my friends and I wound up crying in the bathroom at my own party.
.....on this episode of wow my childhood kinda sucked