But the first image is a tiny animal riding a frog I feel mislead

wow

How dare you call Pikachu useless

........Is anyone gonna sing it?

I need

*booty bumps kitchen drawer closed*

Don't fuck soccer then??

I'm a quiet person. Please don't.

*touch*

How smooth are his scales?

Where da boof at??

To pet the cat. Can't you fucking read?

You call it art. I call it a waste of good coffee

Every day is suffering

I reacted just like the crowd when he threw the stick away

Damn I thought they were boots

A birb...yep.....that's totally what it is.

I was allowed to live there so long as I didn't complain too much about the chores that were my "rent"

I don't need that sunshine blinding me at the ass crack of dawn get tf away

PLOT TWIST

This is why I only use water bottles when I'm in my room