This is delightful

I don't have a penis tho

Sweet dreams are made of memes, who am I to disagree?

*whisper* Hey kid, wanna buy some ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding?

flying long distances is probably exhausting maybe it needs a rest don't be so goddamn judgmental

Boobs are life. And apparently boobs are also afterlife.

All members of the House of Commons have perfect self-command

I have something just like this except it's a cat. I named it Peaches.

r3kt

Or maybe your life should revolve around what you want and not what other people think you should have?

Me trying to keep my fragile mental health together

Wasn't it Alfred who actually said that quote? I mean I know it's probably associated with Joker because that's who Alfred was talking about

*nom*

The treatment was successful

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Im a half-ass baby I half-ass everything

It's the circle of life

For some reason I read it as "candy com is now legally com" and couldn't figure out what that meant for several minutes

At least she didn't do that dumb squiggly brow thing

What does an ant even prey on?