two words: sleep paralysis

"..........I can explain"

If I hear or see a dog everything in my head freezes, my head whips around to see the pupper, and I exclaim "DOG!". Every time.

They should do this with a star wars scene and voice the lightsaber vwoom

I find it incredibly annoying actually

I before E except after C and when it's an ay like in neighbor and weigh

Reminds me of that one book... "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living my baby you'll be"

how dare you

good

I heard it became a trend because of a scene from Riverdale???

In loving memory

Isn't that from drake and josh

I always get so zen when they wash my hair for me

My brain played me last night. Dreamed about this super adorable girl (totally made up) that I met and crushed on and we started hanging out and then there was this thing I guess I wanted to buy So she went and stood in line with me forever but while waiting our antics together I guess were annoying so we got kicked out and i told her I still had a good time but she just asked "are we gonna keep it" and when I turned around she had this mischievous grin and I said ".....you didn't" "bitch you know I did" she said while producing thing she stole for me from behind her back and then right as I got so excited and went to kiss her for the first time I woke up

I'm so happy you're posting again :D

this is so blessed

Faxing maybe? Makes copies?