The tardis! I love my life!

Where's the buy now button?

No, she is and she gave up regeneration to save him

Is the second one finally gonna teach us how to kill a mockingbird?

How am I supposed to read the rest if I just closed my eyes?

In Jack and Jill they go up to the castle to steal water and get beheaded

unless its a stingray

Neil was not a billionaire

My girlfriend complains about her thigh gap because it means that she can't crush my hand when i rest it there.

Th La Brea Tar Pits

wow that's soda-pressing

Where's the buy now button?

Whereas my marching band can't even mark a block

metal container, metal container, small child?
I don't get it

Or just kill your parents

I would have just put a bunch around the sides to extend the bag and filled it with a bunch more stuff

What part of don't blink did you not understand?

Just not in the eyes