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sirdroftardis


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A happy little tree 5 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
So boned right now
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Just a Dog with a knife 15 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
But the point of attack is still the mouth because the knife is in the mouth
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Hurry up Microsoft 8 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Thank you. I am a sir btw
Hurry up Microsoft 8 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
If you're going to do it, do it right.
Microsoft, Amazon, Google, Apple
Long ago, the four nations all lived together in harmony, but the everything changed when the Amazon nation attacked. Only Avatar Linux, master of all 4 tech types could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an OS named Android. He still has a lot of upgrades before he's ready to save anyone, but I believe... Android can save the world!
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Aww it's shy 6 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Don't blink!
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Calculating the time by the light position 2 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Dat math though
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Cancer 13 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
either "It's cancer" or "You've got crabs"
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Facebook premium 25 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
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Eating pizzas deserves some thinking 9 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Actually they are arcs, not triangles
Libraries from different perspectives 29 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Hey! Who turned out the lights?
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Libraries from different perspectives 29 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Hey! Who turned out the lights?
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Which side of your hand do your cut your nails first? 13 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
I just bite them
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey 27 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey
just shower thoughts 3 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
You've got a horror movie called alien? no wonder they keep invading you
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dude you know how amazing that'd be 18 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
And then after doing this many times your friends and family begin to question why you look so much older and where those wrinkles came from and then after a decade you slowly begin to die and pass away while time is stopped
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Why do men always get to have all the fun?! 14 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
*halfway through song* *bladder is empty*
Magician proposes on stage in a rather special way 6 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
then she says no...
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No fear 94 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
not be afraid
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At least we are still standing 3 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Those are just segways without the handles
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Going trough mid school like.... 3 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Bad at following directions
Which one is your favourite? 85 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
No, bad idea
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That frustration! 2 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Stick to the gallons, you can easily put in a certain amount of money to get to that amount, the gallons doesn't happen often
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I feel bad for laughing 19 comments
sirdroftardis · 9 years ago
Actually it was mustard gas, a combination of chlorine and ammonia