I give you air from my lungs

I think it's because you would be dead

I'm so cold that..I'm shivering

*who you are

no, but I'm the doctor

wow, that's a very bass-ic pun

Yesterday at school my friends and I were discussing how much human flesh there is in a serving

well then, malekith, if you're an alien than how come you've got a northern accent?

Which one is that really?

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The vashta nerada will kill you!!!!!!!!

You were supposed to be dead, Cassandra, I watched you die

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm remembering a picture on here or if its a repost

Did anyone else read it in his voice?

But less is more, so that means thumbs down for more more

I've got a similar trick, If you focus at a computer screen for long enough, your social life will disappear

Spencer must have tried to make something with it

"hey steve, did you get the shot?" "well umm kinda.."

My secret is my name, the answer to the oldest question in the universe: Doctor Who?

Oh no she's been upgraded