Really, cause most adds I see are for pregnancy tests and tampax, which is really strange to see as a dude with neither GF or a wish for children.

Why did he take his shirt off, and why was it important he took it off his back, am I missing something here?

A moment of silence for all the posts to which this applies.

Can we take a moment to remember all the comments that would've been here but ended up scrapped because their writer lost interest?

Back when I could barely speak english I once blurted out "Pregnant!" #BilingualsCanRelate

Well, there isn't funeral potatoes, nor birthday potatoes, anyone have anything potato related for those?

That's easy, just crouch down, extend your arms and say "Who's ready for cuddles?" They should all be all over you faster than light.
Also, if you put a sleigh behind them you can actually travel faster than light, unlocking time travel. Essentially you can make a dog-powered time machine with this.

In soviet russia you censor russia

Nah, had a very derpy horse yesterday

Is there something like this that allows you to find games when not travelling?
I'm looking for a TTRPG that isn't via play by post...

Call me crazy but I don't know any male werewolves, in fact all lycanthropes I know are female...

I read that in the voice of that robot from that one doctor who episode, you know, the one where they were on TV

Lol I used to do this too, eventually my maths teacher gave me a program better suited for calculator art. I'd give you the name but it died due to rainfall... I was quite a bit of rain.
It's not all bad though, I could borrow my sister's and got a new better one the year the september after that.

There's so many pointers in this post!