Stars and Stripes

"Mojito's love for them is something else...", expected there to be something else...

Thought of myself...

Plot twist:
She used her south mouth

Thymbs up for thst pne

His middle name should be Cassandra

fcobms, acrostics are fun

So many people, all the way back to the apes that defended themselves so that I can sit here and be condescended by someone who believes in a man that was good at parlor tricks centuries ago

All in the same minute

Friend just dropped "Is your father retarded? Because you're special"...
Her brother was handicapped, she got vicious.

They already are doing that

I thought it was because someone was watching you...

Does not where the latch falls, determine where the wall begins for those beyond it?
#dicksoutfordan

Just become a wet fart of a human being and people will start watching

You don't put your hands right on the spigot, you place them below the brim line of the bowl. Simply by trying to prevent splash back, you mess up the backs of your hands

"Woman will ignore precedent and startle civilization with their progress." -Tesla (Jan 1926 interview by J.B. Kennedy)
Sounds pretty pro female to me...
Sauce: https://www.brainpickings.org/2015/07/10/nikola-tesla-when-woman-is-boss/

*Notices bag with green tag*
There's my bag with the green tag
*Retrieves said bag*

Not for long

Are they not both bones?

Dealing with that right now actually, ha

I guess you could say "it's gotten out of hand".
I'll excuse myself

How are they gonna handle all the racist stuff in those books, it's pretty bad

Bentley Cumberbatch?

"Quickly! We need an expendable character to advance the plot!"
"OK!"