"From here kids you can almost mistake it for a city, instead of the landfill that it is"

all true except for The Rock thing, dude's a mineral for sure

Best one I had was: "What did you smuggle across the mexican border?" and I played "the heart of a child"

DOTA2 flavored noodles?

PanAm became garbage after deregulation, I flew on them one time and the interiour wall caved in and we could see the the hull. Until they propped it back up I could see the skin warping while they were messing with the pressurization...

I like a good animal sacrifice before catching some ZZZs as well

I can't wait to use this in a sentence tomorrow

Hipster in training

I laughed in a meeting then had to share with my boss, then everyone laughed... still not sure with me or at me

I like the photo bomb from Canadarm 2 in the aurora shot

Where you meet determines how you'll meat...

That is the face of a tired man

I want that on a medical alert bracelet

Am I insane, or does numerical descending make anyone else scream inside their head cavity

You spelled best wrong

Nothing fun about this substance, or it's comments

does anyone else see a cross-weave pattern?

That's Dr. Doofenshmirtzinator 3000 to you

He, I'll never bother with UNIX because of him

Wiki: "starred in 28 cartoons between 1946 and 1963"

at first I was wondering what the fuzz on the egg was, I skip the titles mostly because they'll kill the post and now I'm gettin' screwed either way... hahaha

Says 2012, what happened Sangte? This is either inspirational or depressing as hell...

Body of kool-aid

when it's that time of the month and she still wants you to return the favor