Ribbed for her pleasure

Next season: the reason for the zombies is revealed to be anti-vaccers

Sorry monster, if you leave behind a puddle you're not getting a story

"I just bailed on you for 6 months... Wanna spend your life with me?"

You can't delete it, it can only be disabled

Limited edition? Vegetables?

YOU PEOPLE!?!

True evil would be making one not follow the pattern

The clone paradox, Woody chose option 1... but could follow up with option 2 to assert dominance:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/

Television will rot your brain

Hawking radiation is black body radiation that is predicted to be released by black holes, due to quantum effects near the event horizon.

with the tenth dimension theory that's true, and in one of the universes the lasers fired cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjsgoXvnStY

Total solar eclipses break that first one

Those are just the ones that were able to get away

Grandma shrank

Pigs are magical animals, they can turn vegetables into bacon.

Not your husband yet...

Looks like a mockingjay imprint on it's face

Sonic as an actual blue hedgehog... awesome

That man needs a poster of breakfast food

Weird

They knew it was in there, you can see the wrappings in the bottom