#2 is called mouth sweats, some people can battle this and some destroy cabinetry

Overtime Spongebob must've gotten a soul, that's why he no longer has freckles

you can tell by the gloriously hairy arms

GAH *twitch* must find complete list *twitch*

Worst birthday balloons ever

Bill Cosby does the same thing though, you think it's all puddin' but then it gets all rippity rapeity

Un'Goro Crater?

It's the bootleg cereals sold in the American aisle of European stores again... is this somekind of off-brand marketing gimmick? Am I gonna buy Frosted Mateys subconsciously driven by this the next time I go shopping!? THEY'RE IN MY HEAD

How is the off-brand cereal getting exported

"A black mayor!"
"Why not? They did it in Blazing Saddles."

where does Taco Bell deliver!?!

Let me introduce you to my friend Wealth Gap

Spelled awesome wrong

That's not lacquer making the interior shine

The ship should be called Nataint

Oh Pete, Artie's not a piece of lint

Pros up top, amateurs on the bottom... Aim high gents

the weightlifters kinda disproves your theory there, and I doubt all long jumpers lose their legs

Firefox might be a better choice. Mosaic became Netscape which became Firefox. IE was always an independently developed web browser from the others

Wow, might even kick up that grandma money game to double digits with that move