Big or little, cats are still gonna mess with you when you're typing

Oh, "biker"... I'm an idiot.
Super Troopers

American Beauty 2?

Five Nights at Chuk E Cheese's... basement

The exception trying to define the norm, there are way to many examples of this not working for me to waste any more t

This happened to me, thousands of dollars. The original purate ships, train set, first technic pneumatics... all gone. FS is drivin' me to drink tonight, ha

She should've said mouth instead of vagina, it would make more sense. There's already pee coming out of both of their undercarriages

Watch a dud get friendzoned and eat dinners for one... Pretty sure the movies covered all the exciting parts of his life

Poppy's neck is making my bathing suit area feel funny

Is this a crematorium?

The downward force at the fulcrum would be significant. I would trust that ledge with everything focused on the corner

If sheep are not sheered they become encumbered and die. Wtf peta

Paul be pimpin' on fiancés

"They know everything, run"
That should mess with past self sufficiently.

Probably because Chris is a tiny wimp, 80% sure I could beat him up

Who gets to post anything to the internet from boot?

I prefer my food without a specific spectrum of light as well #laserfree

Fatten you up for the glue factory,
Fatten you up for the glue factory,
Fatten you up for the GLUE factorY,
So kids can eat you in preschool.

He wasn't searching, bucky was dead in cap's mind

Brittany from Murfreesboro TN!?! Do you really know her, or are you just sharing dooong?

You can sheer a sheep as much as you like, but you can only skin em' once

That's 1000 spongebucks, doesn't look like you adjusted properly

When pianists skip the classical and go heavy metal