I think Hulk's beat, Dr. Manhttan's list of powers is insane
-Size Alteration
-Godlike Strength
-Teleportation of himself or other individuals
-Matter Manipulation/Atomic Structure Control – limits unknown.
-Can create copies of himself which act independently of each other, but operate in an intelligent collective fashion.
-Intangibility
-Atemporal (in terms of his perception of time).
-Does not appear to age.
-Does not seem to require food, water, or air.
-Creation of Environmental Fields – as seen when he creates a field around Laurie, allowing her to survive on Mars.
-Can read atoms and sense tachyons
-Telekinesis
-Able to restructure himself after the removal of his intrinsic field.
-Disintegration/Intrinsic Field removal

Killer sword, master of lust... I can live with that

A glass bottomed boat is something very different on urban dictionary

Thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtzinator 3000

Pretty sure I had Trapper Keeper with the same pattern as that background

How could they not call the sequel "Now You Don't"

Nailed it

The skill comes in when you turn it on with errors

Zoinks Scoob! Let's get out of here!

False:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/alexandriasgenesis.asp

Sleep paralyzed, saw it crawl in the window and it was wearing a hoodie and felt like it was stabbing me through the throat or strangling me as I look into the endless void beneath the hood. I woke up with my foot in the wall

The Sountrack

I stared at this long enough to question everything in my life when such beauty exists

That's nearly 7 years, instagram started at the end of 2010...

Lindsay Lohan did Herbie and Mean Girls... look at that trainwreck of a person now

Just a vga cord folks, calm down

DE-15, doubt the newer formats can get a wound that good

With all the charities and things they're doing they should start an alliance

As men we do give our lives, but the biggest regret on the battlefield is to leave those behind to fend for themselves. It's sick that it's used for something like political advantage, but the men left behind do not think of the pain of their own deaths, but the pain of their families without them.

Drop the top two. Fish is for sport only, otherwise it's practically a vegetable

Seriously hadto look up who the warriors were.

Makes me think of Mr. Burns' teddy bear Bobo

Why is the wand attached to your chest, that'd more like the CareBears than Harry Potter